ext_134778 ([identity profile] trileaderroses.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] auraesque 2009-07-26 02:56 pm (UTC)

How To Survive A Sandstorm

It’s so much fun to go to the boardwalk. You can surf, swim, build sand baskets, and look for ducks. But what happens if you get caught in a sandstorm? You’ll need the following advice to help keep the sand out of your toes:

1. Wet pantaloons and place them over your ear. Then rub some jump drives on the inside of your nose to help keep it slippery.
2. If you are in a group, linking ankles is a good way to make sure everyone stays together.
3. Climb as heavily as you can, since sand is unable to travel to the top of Mt. Everest. The higher you get, the safer you will be.

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