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1. Noun
2. Male Celebrity
3. Adjective
4. Part of the body
5. Noun
6. Type of food
7. Verb
8. Part of the body
9. Part of the body
10. Part of the body
11. Noun
12. A place
13. Exclamation


Date: 2009-07-26 12:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smeddley.livejournal.com
1. stapler
2. Kermit the Frog
3. hastily
4. belly button
5. lotion
6. Pilsbury Crescent Rolls
7. slather
8. fingernail
9. elbow
10. chin
11. telephone
12. Constantinople... no, wait... Istanbul
13. Great Googly Moogly!

Date: 2009-07-26 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trileaderroses.livejournal.com
How To Remove A Leech

If you’ve seen the movie Stapler starring Kermit the Frog, you know how hasty it is to have to remove a leech from your belly button. Here’s how to do it safely:

1. Don’t try to pull on its lotion or sprinkle Pillsbury Crescent Rolls on it. This will cause it to slather, which will spread bacteria.
2. Look for the small end of the leech, and place your fingernail next to the leech’s mouth.
3. Slide your finger toward the leech’s elbow and push the leech sideways. Then push at the large end of the leech’s chin, which will cause the leech to lose its telephone. Then toss the leech back into Istanbul and yell Great Googly Moogly!

Date: 2009-07-26 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yeerk.livejournal.com
1. Cup
2. Scott Weinger
3. Flamboyant
4. Ear
5. ipod
6. Tacos
7. Swim
8. Toe
9. Nipple
10. Thumb
11. Elephant
12. Munich, Germany
13. Oh shit!

Date: 2009-07-26 03:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trileaderroses.livejournal.com
How To Remove A Leech

If you’ve seen the movie Cup starring Scott Weinger, you know how flamboyant it is to have to remove a leech from your ear. Here’s how to do it safely:

1. Don’t try to pull on its iPod or sprinkle tacos on it. This will cause it to swim, which will spread bacteria.
2. Look for the small end of the leech, and place your toe next to the leech’s mouth.
3. Slide your finger toward the leech’s nipple and push the leech sideways. Then push at the large end of the leech’s thumb, which will cause the leech to lose its elephant. Then toss the leech back into Munich, Germany and yell Oh shit!

Date: 2009-07-26 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] auraesque.livejournal.com
1. Spaceship
2. Justin Timberlake
3. Orange
4. Ear
5. Jello
6. Oreos
7. run
8. finger
9. nose
10. elbow
11. phone
12. Camp Milk and Cookies
13. Crikey!

Date: 2009-07-26 03:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trileaderroses.livejournal.com
How To Remove A Leech

If you’ve seen the movie Spaceship starring Justin Timberlake, you know how orange it is to have to remove a leech from your ear. Here’s how to do it safely:

1. Don’t try to pull on its jello or sprinkle Oreos on it. This will cause it to run, which will spread bacteria.
2. Look for the small end of the leech, and place your finger next to the leech’s mouth.
3. Slide your finger toward the leech’s nose and push the leech sideways. Then push at the large end of the leech’s elbow, which will cause the leech to lose its phone. Then toss the leech back into Camp Milk and Cookies and yell Crikey!

Date: 2009-07-26 10:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frenchroast.livejournal.com
1. twister
2. Brad Pitt
3. soulful
4. skin
5. bottle
6. bread
7. exasperate
8. nostril
9. ear
10. thumb
11. mirror
12. wonderland
13. Gazooks!

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